Monday, February 6, 2017

Try This 4.2

The bottom of pocketbooks are a very serious vacuum, they just attract anything they possibly can to make your shoulder hurt by adding just a few more pounds of junk into it. To start with the first layer of junk which is the more important stuff, this will include the wallet with about thirty pennies that you are to lazy to count out so it will just keep collecting. Next is the keys with the multiple amounts of keychains and keys to houses you don't know whos house they go to so you cant throw them out. The next layer is all those samples that people hand you in the mall the hand cream packets, receipts to things you bought that you wanted to forget about, the hair brush, the hair tie that was your favorite one but the bag took that love from you. Once you get to the bottom layer that's where it starts to get a little messy, this is the layer you try to avoid at all cost. You reach to the bottom of your pocketbook and you can find anything that you wont ever need or shouldn't be in your bag ever, this can include the loose pieces of hair from the brush, pens that may have possibly broken or are missing a pen cap so they are drawing all over the bottom of your bag, open candy that is attracting all the crumbs making the candy uneatable, that gum pack that has one piece of gum left, and more importantly the crumbs of food that you may have eaten in the past that wanted to stick around to see the show. The pocketbook can be considered a vacuum because it sucks everything possible to the bottom that you don't need or want, it the forgotten world of pocketbooks.

1 comment:

  1. Whoa, just how big are these pockets? This seems like Mary Poppins.

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