Try This 3.3

Is this bitch kidding.. that is my salad. I don't care that you "only had an apple for lunch", this is my damn salad!!!! I choose to put each tomato in my salad, each piece of lettuce, and EVERY OTHER THING IN MY SALAD. Freaking kidding me. not just are you kidding me, are you FREAKING kidding me. and not only did she stick her stupid fork in my god damn salad with her saliva on it, she ate my TOMATO, how dare you, I love tomatoes!!! And she just ripped my heart out by eating the last tomato in my GOD DAMN SALAD. This bitch, THIS BITCH. Oh wait, there is another tomato in my salad..