Try This 3.3

Is this bitch kidding.. that is my salad. I don't care that you "only had an apple for lunch", this is my damn salad!!!! I choose to put each tomato in my salad, each piece of lettuce, and EVERY OTHER THING IN MY SALAD. Freaking kidding me. not just are you kidding me, are you FREAKING kidding me. and not only did she stick her stupid fork in my god damn salad with her saliva on it, she ate my TOMATO, how dare you, I love tomatoes!!! And she just ripped my heart out by eating the last tomato in my GOD DAMN SALAD. This bitch, THIS BITCH. Oh wait, there is another tomato in my salad..

Try This 2.6

List as many Cliché metaphors as you can think of..

1. This opened the door to a new way of life.
2. He lost his marbles.
3. The cat is out of the box.
4. Tail between his legs.
5. Laughter is the best medicine.

Opposite..

1. Hell looked a lot nicer now.
2. Everything was in the bag.
3. Shit hit the fan.
4. I suddenly felt the worlds weight off my shoulders.
5. I wanted to kill everyone inside.

1st time posting!

Welcome to my Blog! My name is Ashley and I am taking this class to graduate and move onto St. Josephs.